Theme
9:35pmSeptember 12, 2016
- Artist: the killers ft. fast
- Album: FAST
- Track Name: mr. brightside but it keeps getting faster
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8:35pmSeptember 12, 2016
Developer: boss what’s our new app gonna be
Bossman: *takes enormous bong rip**holds it for several seconds*
Bossman: *coughing uncontrollably* dog abs
9:33amSeptember 9, 2016My Chemical Romance New Single Leaked!
“L.A. Heavy”
This sound file was on their site for about 3 minutes before it was taken down.
I made this post 4 ½ years ago how is it still getting notes
11:11pmMarch 23, 2016the meyers brigg test is ultimately proven meaningless and trivial when new yorkers who take it end up immediately upset and confused that there are other people who are not from new york who got the same 4 letter combo as them. the new yorkers then added “NY” to the start of their 4 letter classifications.
11:08pmMarch 23, 2016I’m currently researching political parties in the US because more than likely after this election I am denouncing the democratic party lmao
10:37amMarch 23, 2016- sext: I was in my room, and I was just like, staring at the walls thinking about everything but then again I was thinking about nothing, and then my mom came in, and I didn't even know she was there She called my name and I didn't hear her, then she started screaming, "Mike! Mike!" And I go, "What? What's the matter?" She goes, "What's the matter with you?" I go, "There's nothing wrong mom" She goes, "Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!" I go, "No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay, I'm just thinking, you know? Why don't you get me a pepsi?" She goes, "NO! You're on drugs!" I go, "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking" And she goes, "NO! You're not thinking you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!" I go, "Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please? All I want's a Pepsi" And she wouldn't give it to me, all I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me, just a Pepsi!
10:11amMarch 23, 2016
